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Top 5 Ways I Know I’m Not 22 Anymore
1- It’s Saturday night and I’m within 200 feet of a computer. 2- I refer to men I like/date by their actual name…ya know, instead of “quicksilver store guy,” “the scotsman,” or most embarrassingly,...
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Top 5 Reasons To Attend Grad School
1- You’re tired of the whole eight/nine hours of sleep each night. Three will suffice, right? 2- You’re sick of your family and would prefer to not see them for two to three years… 3- You want a free...
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Top 5 Things Adults Don’t Do
1- Go to Panama City, Myrtle Beach, or Daytona Beach for Spring Break. Let the kids have this one, ya’ll. 2- Proudly display Hollister, American Eagle, Abercrombie & Fitch, or Aeropostale across...
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Top 5 Things I Don’t Want To Hear About
1- Your calorie counting. It’s horrible enough to have to listen to your own brain do the math. 2- The problem you refuse to fix (by far, toxic relationships top this list!). 3- Food shopping. I just...
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Top 5 Moments Everyone Should Experience
1- Graduation day. Whether your school has cap and gowns, white summer dresses, or those happy wizard costumes worn by PhDs…enjoy it. Revel in it. Drown yourself in champagne…then wake up and get to...
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Top 5 Things That Should Always Be Celebrated
1- Your grandma’s birthday. Chances are, this little lady has lived through wars, unmedicated childbirth, and life without Wi-Fi….she deserves a damn birthday cake. 2- The 4th of July. It’s in the...
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Top 5 Ways To Host An Impressive Shindig
1- Offer speciality drinks in a fancy glass. Since the first thing people do is grab a drink, this immediately lets your guests know they’re in for a good time. 2- Make sure you have fresh flowers. An...
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Top 5 Reasons I Didn’t Blog
1- I went to Vegas and was too busy searching high and low for Prince Harry. 2- I visited my grandma in rural South Carolina. She has a dial-up internet connection…’nuff said. 3- I had a gig in San...
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